Log in
Register
Menu
Log in
Register
Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Morris and Ethel
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1114692" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>Morris and his wife Ethel went to the county fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Ethel, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Ethel always replied, "I know Morris but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".</p><p></p><p>One year Ethel and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Ethel, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance". To this, Ethel replied, "Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."</p><p></p><p>The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars."</p><p></p><p>Morris and Ethel agreed & up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over & over again but still not a word.</p><p></p><p>When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Ethel fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1114692, member: 176256"] Morris and his wife Ethel went to the county fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Ethel, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Ethel always replied, "I know Morris but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". One year Ethel and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Ethel, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance". To this, Ethel replied, "Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars." Morris and Ethel agreed & up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over & over again but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Ethel fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!" [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Morris and Ethel
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn more…
Top