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It was mealtime during an airline flight.
The flight attendant asked passenger John “Would you like dinner?”
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket.
He opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
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A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
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As the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window, the policeman got out of his vehicle and approached the kid. 'I've been waiting for you all day.’
The kid replied “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
The flight attendant asked passenger John “Would you like dinner?”
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
---------------------
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket.
He opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
---------------
A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
------------------
As the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window, the policeman got out of his vehicle and approached the kid. 'I've been waiting for you all day.’
The kid replied “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.