A few one-liners

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What kind of lighting did Noah have on the Ark ?..........................................Floodlighting !

If quitters never win and winners never quit. Who came up with the saying, "Quit while you are ahead?"

Whose idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Is it possible to have a civil war?

Why do shops that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If all the worlds a stage, where does the audience sit?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

What if there was no hypothetical questions?”
 
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