Coronavirus retardedness

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People think the coronavirus is retarded but it is actually the people who are retarded.

In Loondon there are over 8 million people and about 14 million in commuting distance. Loads of them have to go to work or the UK will collapse because Loondon is the center of the economy.

Mayor of Loondon appears on TV complaining angrily that people are stuffed on the tube like sardines and they are spreading the coronavirus.

There are no posters everywhere telling people what to do.

There is no staff herding people and spreading them out.

There are no sanatisers or masks being handed out and no temperature checks [good news Matt Handcock might be making some masks in his shed later].

Mayor and Handcock had made tube run on a saturday service.

Anyone with a brain realises to space people out you need to herd them and have more tube trains at peak times not less so they have more space to sit in.

Mayor, Handcock, etc, couldn't run a public toilet - people would be collapsing in the street with cholera.

Coronavirus peepees itself laughing.
 
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If Khan had simply put a hold on the congestion and ULEZ taxes, not only would the risk of contagion drop like a stone, there would be a true count of the key workers carrying on with essential work.

Give it six months and the ambulance chasers will commence claims for manslaughter.
 
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When the Coronavirus gives up and goes into retirement, the bad gasses will rise in London and the Mayors cunning plan to solve the problem will be to demand oxygen masks for all citizens.
 
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And the Gov still allow flights from.... Iran , Italy &.........China ???
Madness ?
 
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It's not the virus that worries me, it's the humans, they do stupid things when situations like this occur...
 
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It's not the virus that worries me, it's the humans, they do stupid things when situations like this occur...
..like this guy? Corona cause for war last time it struck...
 
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Made me think.
 

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Am I the only one who is terrified of this whole situation ?
 
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No, a lot of people are pretty scared, we don't know what is going to happen in the long run so anxieties are high, people have lost jobs and face losing homes and property, people have lost & are going to lose loved ones, and people are acting like idiots & carelessly spreading the virus about because they won't heed the warnings given, meaning you can not trust anyone to be clean...
 
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Just got my Gov text message,

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I got mine this morning (twice actually, one on my main phone, one on my spare GiffGaff-equipped phone I use as a music player), not that people seem to be paying attention to it...

 
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WW3 against invisible soldiers, less the explosions and gunfire. A new lifestyle, with the expedition to buy food becoming the most scary situation in life, wearing (a useless) mask, gloves, using disinfectant ...and feeling like at anytime being the chosen target for a sniper.

Apart from that... coping well, probably very lucky to be situated surrounded by nature, a planned, quite confined long stay, with work and tasks in a large garden, so no real sense of emprisonnement (ftm). And internet works, speed down by 75%, but stability more important than speed.

Accepting that fate may do things or not, and of course wondering hard what all this may bring. Enjoying many crazy corona jokes on the net, if one can't laugh one is already gone. btw, the French are taking it seriously in my region, it's more like an unhabited planet. Food shops (peaceful, no shortages) organized to minimize contact, people keeping distances, les gendarmes doing controls.
 
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The next stage of the game is to stay out of hospital for other reasons than covoid19. A friend managed to seriously cut his hand during a bout of DIY on the first day.
 
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And the Gov still allow flights from.... Iran , Italy &.........China ???

Madness ?
:-rofl2
The sad thing is we don't expect them to get it right these days. No suprise that Boris and Matt Handcock have got it. :-rofl2

Wuhan now has some freight trains running already.

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Enjoying many crazy corona jokes on the net, if one can't laugh one is already gone. btw, the French are taking it seriously in my region, it's more like an unhabited planet. Food shops (peaceful, no shortages) organized to minimize contact, people keeping distances, les gendarmes doing controls.
A nice place to stay compared to the cities. As you know in France you have to print out a piece of paper to say why you are away from home.


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I wonder how many people don't have printers and are trapped at home because they can't print it. People with inkjet printers would have to be careful because the cartridges don't last for long.

I was talking to a friend in the NHS the other day. It is hard to say if the virus will go away in the summer, it probably will, but it will come back for the winter season in October/November. So I think there might be another load of restrictions then.

I think when there is a cheap test to show people have had the virus there might be a certificate system like they have with yellow fever but I think they could only be valid for a year because immunity may not last for long. It could be used to take flights out of the country if it is accepted where you want to go.

There was a report on France 24 last year that there was some new outbreaks of yellow fever so thats yet another disease thats not going away.
 
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Prime Minister of Italy Giuseppe Conte calls on the US Military to help him against Coronavirus

No response from Big Chief Oompa Loompa Big Orange

US Military has lost most wars they fought

US already loosing against Coronavirus

US sailing up shit creek without a paddle

Big Chief Oompa Loompa Big Orange obviously going senile

"I know more about viruses than anyone”

"It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine"

"The 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero"

"One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear"

Babbles about getting back to normal in a week or two

US obviously not in a fit state to help themselves let alone anyone else

Another 4 years of Big Chief Oompa Loompa Big Orange would be very dangerous because people will die laughing at the retarded things he says

Anyone with a brain would realize Conte should phone countries that are sucessful against virus

Conte too retarted to phone China, Singapore, South Korea

Coronavirus still laughing
 
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Watching the international news about the Coronavirus since the start of January

Some months later domestic coverage starts on BBC and ITN (on ITV C4 C5)

Obvious drop in coverage quality when watching national news, BBC like a wierdo 15 year old that never goes out of the house, ITV like an overenthusiatic 16 year old

Several BBC reports from China say China making a mess of the shutdown in Wuhan

International news and WHO (World Health Organization) say China stopped the virus going around the world like wildfire

Local BBC NE & Cumbria news meant to cover the region but mostly covers Neuecastel where it is made

Local ITV Border news solid, covers huge area of Engerland and Hootsland well, despite also being based in Neuecastel

BBC pushing its spyware malware BBC Sounds crap insted of providing a proper public service we paid for (many times over)

BBC wants to cheer people up while big upping itself at the same time

Reports people around the world will be watching Doctor Who at the same time last Wednesday night

Ecclescakes first episode of the 'new series'

Calls it reinvented

Too retarded to realize its the same friggin show continuing from where it left off

They make the longest running sci-fi show in the world and are too retarded to report on their own show properly

Show some pimply yoofs blabbing about the show

Which would make any sensible person run away

Anyone who doesn't have dog shit for brains will have watched The Invisible Enemy with Tom Baker that night, if they hadn't already

Coronavirus giggles behind its hand
 
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2001 Foot and Mouth epidemic

2002 SARS 1 Coronavirus

2007 Bluetongue outbreaks

2007 African swine fever virus

2009 H1N1 influenza swine flu pandemic

2012 MERS Coronavirus camel lovers disease

2014 Ebola epidemic in West Africa

2016 Zika virus outbreak

2019 African swine fever virus Danish border fence

2020 SARS 2 COVID-19 Coronavirus pandemic

How did the Coronavirus sneak in?

It watched The Invisible Enemy years ago and hid in Matt Handcock's head

Tried to get SARS removed from the High Consequence Infectious Diseases (HCID) list but failed because of WHO International Health Regulations

Tried to reduce PPE stockpiles by buying in smaller amounts when PPE was reordered

Made sure the yearly flu disaster planning was compromised

Security Services are hunting for a shrimp like creature

Not realizing it is a cosplay costume

Coronavirus still laughing and dictating to Handcock over Skype

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in France,you can write your authorization paper yourself on any paper,
stating name address reason for going out ,time & date & sign it...
that saves using a printer
 
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It must be to make people think before going out.

They showed a road stop check on France 24 and everyone had printed forms but they may have printed the employment paper and the authorization paper at their work and carried both at all times.
 
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