Saturlight
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I often just stick a tape in the VCR at 11pm to see what "B" rated delights Zone Horror throws up and last night (I watched it this morning) was this very low budget "horror"/softporn epic called Sacred Flesh
I gave it 10 out of 10 on the IMDB because it was so awful, it was good. What the heck it was about, but it made the infamous Plan Nine From Outer Space, look like Citizen Cain!
Basically there were these nuns in glamour make-up, shaved legs and boobs flashing all over the place. Then one of the nuns manhandles herself on the floor in the nude. Then two nuns indulge in some mature content action.
Still haven't a clue what's it's about. Then this bald monk comes on and talks a load of tripe, while another nun is trying to do Shakespeare.
It was like that for some time, chopping and changing. It was on tape but I transferred it to DVD. This I have to keep. Worst film, possibly ever. But brilliant.
I gave it 10 out of 10 on the IMDB because it was so awful, it was good. What the heck it was about, but it made the infamous Plan Nine From Outer Space, look like Citizen Cain!
Basically there were these nuns in glamour make-up, shaved legs and boobs flashing all over the place.
Then one of the nuns manhandles herself on the floor in the nude. Then two nuns indulge in some mature content action. Still haven't a clue what's it's about. Then this bald monk comes on and talks a load of tripe, while another nun is trying to do Shakespeare.
It was like that for some time, chopping and changing. It was on tape but I transferred it to DVD. This I have to keep.
Worst film, possibly ever. But brilliant.