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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 520446" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The woman said, 'That's okay.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Moral of the story : Women are clever. Don't mess with them. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Male readers : </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Please scroll down. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>.... </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.</strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 520446, member: 186250"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B] Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story : Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down. .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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