- Joined
- Nov 18, 2004
- Messages
- 24,010
- Reaction score
- 4,024
- Points
- 113
- Age
- 70
- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male........ The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........ Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male........ A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Male........ A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male........ The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........ Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male........ A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Male........ A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
