A cow, an ant and an old fart

[Topper]

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I’m the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I’m the greatest!"
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What you scrolling down for it is your turn now

 

[2cvbloke]

I eat steak and squish ants, so I'm the greatest...

 

[Vipersan]

I have been diagnosed as having muliple personalities
..and recently given refuge to the spirit of Muhammad Ali..
Need I say more ??

 

[Topper]

I have been diagnosed as having muliple personalities
..and recently given refuge to the spirit of Muhammad Ali..
Need I say more ??

Which the butterfly or the bee?

 

[Vipersan]

Which the butterfly or the bee?

I Bee the Greatest ..
lol

 

[Terryl]

And I'm a helicopter.....Don't bother me.

 

[Topper]

And I'm a helicopter.....Don't bother me.

I'll not hover over you then