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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 836126" data-attributes="member: 186250">I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed.She was known as oral high Jean.&nbsp;Just had a parcel from Holland, when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny.That's nice I thought, 'two lips from Amsterdam'!&nbsp;My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired forstealing!At first I didn't believe it.... but when I got home all the signs werethere.&nbsp;A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer.Personally I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.&nbsp;My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship.Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all!&nbsp;A woman is walking down the street and see's a sign in the pet shop window reading, &quot;FANNY LICKING FROG £25.00 curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, &quot;I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please.&quot;To which the shop keeper replies, &quot;Bonjour!&quot;&nbsp;I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out &quot;Can I see your ticket please?&quot;&quot;Not right now.&quot; I replied, &quot;I'm having a shit.&quot;&quot;I don't believe you.&quot; Said the voice. &quot;Slide it under the door.&quot;&quot;No probs,&quot; I said. &quot;The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone's a comedian nowadays.Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid a gag!When he radioed dispatch and said &quot;It's Houston, we have a problem!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 836126, member: 186250"] I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed. She was known as oral high Jean. Just had a parcel from Holland, when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny. That's nice I thought, 'two lips from Amsterdam'! My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it.... but when I got home all the signs were there. A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer. Personally I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick. My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all! A woman is walking down the street and see's a sign in the pet shop window reading, "FANNY LICKING FROG £25.00 curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please." To which the shop keeper replies, "Bonjour!" I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door." "No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!" Everyone's a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid a gag! When he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston, we have a problem!" [/QUOTE]

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