A few (probably repeated) seasonal ditties

[Topper]

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''


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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour's wife."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

 

[Analoguesat]

And the classic Irn Bru Snowman advert.

(As a Midlander living in Scotland Ive never discovered the secret of liking Irn Bru - its the most disgusting orange liquid that tastes of chemicals and not much else - but your average Scot swears by its powers!)

 

[Ghostleader]

I like Irn Bru Ice cold from the glass bottle, but its pure tooth acid and I'm the wrong side of 30 to be drinking that amount of sugar when it comes to quenching a thirst. Tizer was A.G. Barr's answer to trying to market a drink "down South" as they didn't dare market a drink that's known for being Scottish down there. Unfortunately Tizer is just pissy Red Cola that's really fizzy, and if the English had never came across Red cola then I really don't know what to say lol

 

[Analoguesat]

One thats come up on the plane tracking group on fb.

 

[pgh13]

I like Irn Bru Ice cold from the glass bottle, but its pure tooth acid and I'm the wrong side of 30 to be drinking that amount of sugar when it comes to quenching a thirst. Tizer was A.G. Barr's answer to trying to market a drink "down South" as they didn't dare market a drink that's known for being Scottish down there. Unfortunately Tizer is just pissy Red Cola that's really fizzy, and if the English had never came across Red cola then I really don't know what to say lol

When I were a lad; ah say, when I were a lad, Tizer, the appetiser, were made by Pickups in Manchester, so let's have less of this, 'Down South' nonsense.

 

[Ghostleader]

Hmm, seems A.G. Barr just bought it: Tizer - Wikipedia still rotten! lol

 

[Topper]

When I were a lad; ah say, when I were a lad, Tizer, the appetiser, were made by Pickups in Manchester, so let's have less of this, 'Down South' nonsense.

Yep used to drive past it going the back road to work in Atherton, was always busy and expanding