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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 998505" data-attributes="member: 186250">A Sunday school teacher asked her class, &quot;What was Jesus' mother's name?&quot;&nbsp;One child answered, &quot;Mary.&quot;&nbsp;The teacher then asked, &quot;Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?&quot; &nbsp;A little kid said, &quot;Verge.&quot;&nbsp;Confused, the teacher asked, &quot;Where did you get that?&quot;&nbsp;The kid said, &quot;Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''&nbsp;***********&nbsp;KIDS IN CHURCH&nbsp;3-year-old, Reese: &nbsp;&quot;Our Father, Who does art in&nbsp;heaven, Harold is His name.&nbsp;Amen.&quot;&nbsp;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &nbsp;A little boy was overheard praying:&nbsp;&quot;Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.&nbsp;I'm having a real good time like I am.&quot;&nbsp;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.&nbsp;They were ready to discuss the last one.&nbsp;The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. &nbsp;Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,&nbsp;&quot;Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour's wife.&quot;&nbsp;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;After the christening of his baby brother in church,&nbsp;Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.&nbsp;His father asked him three times what was wrong.&nbsp;Finally, the boy replied, &nbsp;&quot;That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a&nbsp;Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 998505, member: 186250"] A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.'' *********** KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour's wife." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." [/QUOTE]

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