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<blockquote data-quote="nobbly" data-source="post: 20764" data-attributes="member: 175033">On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands” Be careful out there. This world is a dangerous placenobbly</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nobbly, post: 20764, member: 175033"] On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands” Be careful out there. This world is a dangerous place nobbly [/QUOTE]

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