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A sweet story with some moral
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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 1002435" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p>The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.</p><p></p><p>There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.</p><p> </p><p>"Janie, do you have a story to share?"</p><p></p><p>'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.</p><p> </p><p>She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.</p><p> </p><p>She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."</p><p> </p><p>"Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"</p><p></p><p><em>"Don't flip with Mommy when she's been drinking</em>."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 1002435, member: 196054"] The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?" [I]"Don't flip with Mommy when she's been drinking[/I]." [/QUOTE]
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