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Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser in a bar.
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 535879" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate; the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate; I'm on disability benefit.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 535879, member: 186250"] [FONT=Arial]They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!' [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate; the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate; I'm on disability benefit.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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