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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 121822" data-attributes="member: 186250">What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it.What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?Doughnuts.What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?100 people who don't do dick.What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever.What do attorneys use for birth control?Their personalities.What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?45 lbs.What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?45 minutes.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog! is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?! &quot;Are you sure it's mine?&quot;Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 121822, member: 186250"] What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog! is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ! "Are you sure it's mine?" Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. [/QUOTE]

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