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My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we
hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their
children along as well.
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter
stared at me as I sat opposite her. The little girl could not hardly
eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face
for food, and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from
staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was
too much for me.
I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went
quiet, waiting for her response.
The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".
hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their
children along as well.
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter
stared at me as I sat opposite her. The little girl could not hardly
eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face
for food, and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from
staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was
too much for me.
I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went
quiet, waiting for her response.
The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".