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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lancelot" data-source="post: 123005" data-attributes="member: 180265"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">like to go out and make love for the first time.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had s_x before, so</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">everything there is to know about condoms and s_x.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">busy, it being his first time and all.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">meet my parents, come on in!"</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">            </span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and bows his head.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">head down. </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">were this religious." </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">a pharmacist."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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