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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 957462" data-attributes="member: 186250">DucksA farmer gave each of his three sons a duck to do with as he thought best.The first son went out and sold his duck for £5, went home and told his dad what he had done.&nbsp; His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.The second son also sold his duck for £5.&nbsp; His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.The third son, seeing an attractive blonde woman on the side of the road, went to her and said, &quot;I'll give you my duck if you have s_x with me&quot;.She considered it and said, &quot;Ok&quot;.&nbsp; They had s e x and when they were done she said, &quot;Wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do it again&quot;.The boy agreed.&nbsp; While they were having s e x again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road.Seeing the duck escape they pulled their clothes on, but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car.The driver jumped out of the car and said, &quot;I'm so sorry I killed your duck.&nbsp; I'll give you £40 dollars in compensation!&quot;.When the third son returned home, his dad asked how much he had made.&nbsp; He said, &quot;I got a f u c k for a duck, a duck for a f u c k, and forty quid for a ****ed duck&quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 957462, member: 186250"] [B]Ducks[/B] A farmer gave each of his three sons a duck to do with as he thought best. The first son went out and sold his duck for £5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer. The second son also sold his duck for £5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer. The third son, seeing an attractive blonde woman on the side of the road, went to her and said, "I'll give you my duck if you have s_x with me". She considered it and said, "Ok". They had s e x and when they were done she said, "Wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do it again". The boy agreed. While they were having s e x again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. Seeing the duck escape they pulled their clothes on, but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car. The driver jumped out of the car and said, "I'm so sorry I killed your duck. I'll give you £40 dollars in compensation!". When the third son returned home, his dad asked how much he had made. He said, "I got a f u c k for a duck, a duck for a f u c k, and forty quid for a ****ed duck". [/QUOTE]

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