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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 171272" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Apologies to Scousers everywhere but I didn't give you the reputation</span> O-Ha </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">British government's 'Work for the Dole Scheme' and employ some </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Liverpudlian youngsters.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">  </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">on how unemployed youths from Kirkby were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">  </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">  </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">First practise session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">re-sprayed ,re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">cases of Stella, a bag of weed  and some photo's of Coulthard's  bird in the shower.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> :-bash </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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