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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free s_x with Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s_x. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free s_x.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No s_x this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free s_x. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free s_x this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free s_x at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s_x. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free s_x.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No s_x this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free s_x. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free s_x this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free s_x at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week.'