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<blockquote data-quote="OneAce" data-source="post: 112365" data-attributes="member: 188470"><p>One morning while making breakfast a man walked to her wife and pinched her on her butt and said</p><p>You know..if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle.</p><p>While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.</p><p>The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on her breast and said :</p><p>You know...if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your bra....</p><p>This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his crotch.</p><p>With a death grip in place she said:</p><p>You know...if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your brother !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OneAce, post: 112365, member: 188470"] One morning while making breakfast a man walked to her wife and pinched her on her butt and said You know..if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle. While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on her breast and said : You know...if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your bra.... This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his crotch. With a death grip in place she said: You know...if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your brother ! [/QUOTE]
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