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<blockquote data-quote="Pullet_Surprise" data-source="post: 11634" data-attributes="member: 175284">A jellybean and a smartie sat at the bar.Smartie says: &quot; Fancy a club after this then&quot;Jelly Bean: &quot;Nah, every time I go to a club I get a kicking.&nbsp; My shell is soft and every time I get in a fight my guts spill out&quot;Smartie: &quot;Look kidda, I've got a hard shell and I'm soft inside, I never get in any trouble, you'll be okay with me...c’mon&quot;Jellybean: &quot;Oh okay, what the hell&quot;Later on the dance floor Jellybean and smartie are raving like good uns.&nbsp; Immediately five Lockets arrive, rush to the dance floor, start flinging themselves around, and end up kicking ten bells out of the Jellybean.Jelly bean wakes up one hour later in casualty, turns to Smartie and says&quot;I thought you were supposed to be looking after me&quot;&nbsp; Smartie: &quot;Yeah, But those lockets are well menthol&quot;Hope this translates to text okay;)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pullet_Surprise, post: 11634, member: 175284"] A jellybean and a smartie sat at the bar. Smartie says: " Fancy a club after this then" Jelly Bean: "Nah, every time I go to a club I get a kicking. My shell is soft and every time I get in a fight my guts spill out" Smartie: "Look kidda, I've got a hard shell and I'm soft inside, I never get in any trouble, you'll be okay with me...c’mon" Jellybean: "Oh okay, what the hell" Later on the dance floor Jellybean and smartie are raving like good uns. Immediately five Lockets arrive, rush to the dance floor, start flinging themselves around, and end up kicking ten bells out of the Jellybean. Jelly bean wakes up one hour later in casualty, turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were supposed to be looking after me" Smartie: "Yeah, But those lockets are well menthol" Hope this translates to text okay ;) [/QUOTE]

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