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<blockquote data-quote="Pullet_Surprise" data-source="post: 11639" data-attributes="member: 175284"><p>Two pieces of black tarmac sat at the bar.</p><p></p><p>First black Tarmac "Shit..dont look round now"</p><p></p><p>Like you do the second black tarmac turns round.</p><p></p><p>First black tarmac grabs him and says "I thought i said don't look round". </p><p></p><p>Second black tarmac: "Whats the problem, he's just another tarmac, we are all the same in here"</p><p></p><p>First black tarmac: "Its only one of the red tarmacs, you tit, don't look" </p><p></p><p>Second Black Tarmac "Well he looks okay to me, whats the problem"?</p><p></p><p>First black Tarmac: "Those red ones...they're all cycle paths"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Aiiee, cmon stop it now<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pullet_Surprise, post: 11639, member: 175284"] Two pieces of black tarmac sat at the bar. First black Tarmac "Shit..dont look round now" Like you do the second black tarmac turns round. First black tarmac grabs him and says "I thought i said don't look round". Second black tarmac: "Whats the problem, he's just another tarmac, we are all the same in here" First black tarmac: "Its only one of the red tarmacs, you tit, don't look" Second Black Tarmac "Well he looks okay to me, whats the problem"? First black Tarmac: "Those red ones...they're all cycle paths" Aiiee, cmon stop it now:D [/QUOTE]
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