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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1022154" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">FRIDAY</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Hervey Bay.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Wedding Cake.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1022154, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]FRIDAY A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Hervey Bay. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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