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Two French parachutists are seconded to the SAS for training.
After the first day they met in the bar.
“Francois how was it? ” asks one
"Merde terreeble" replies Francois "At seex this morning I was awoken by zis beeg airy sergeant who dragged me onto ze floor and onto ze parade ground."
” zen wot appened ?
“I will tell you what ‘appened! ‘E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform two metres off ze ground and zen ‘ee said “Jurmp!”
” and did you jump?"
"I did not. I told ‘eem – ‘I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp two metres. Eet is beneath my dignity’.”
“And zen what ‘appened?”
“Zen ‘e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five metres off ze ground, and ‘e said “Jurmp.”
“And did you jurmp?”
“I did not. I told ‘eem – ‘I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five metres. Eet is beneath my dignity’.”
“What ‘appened zen?”
“Zen ‘ee made me climb urp zis rickety platform thirty metres above ze parade ground. ‘Ee undid ‘is trousers, took out zis enormous weely, and ‘ee said ‘If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burme!'”
“Sacre Bleu, mon ami. And did you jurmp?”
“A leetle, at ze beginning.”
After the first day they met in the bar.
“Francois how was it? ” asks one
"Merde terreeble" replies Francois "At seex this morning I was awoken by zis beeg airy sergeant who dragged me onto ze floor and onto ze parade ground."
” zen wot appened ?
“I will tell you what ‘appened! ‘E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform two metres off ze ground and zen ‘ee said “Jurmp!”
” and did you jump?"
"I did not. I told ‘eem – ‘I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp two metres. Eet is beneath my dignity’.”
“And zen what ‘appened?”
“Zen ‘e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five metres off ze ground, and ‘e said “Jurmp.”
“And did you jurmp?”
“I did not. I told ‘eem – ‘I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five metres. Eet is beneath my dignity’.”
“What ‘appened zen?”
“Zen ‘ee made me climb urp zis rickety platform thirty metres above ze parade ground. ‘Ee undid ‘is trousers, took out zis enormous weely, and ‘ee said ‘If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burme!'”
“Sacre Bleu, mon ami. And did you jurmp?”
“A leetle, at ze beginning.”