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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 948861" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight</p><p>From Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the</p><p>Following painful announcement :</p><p> </p><p>"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a</p><p>Terrible mix-up, one minute prior to take-off, by our airport catering service... </p><p>I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, </p><p>Unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... </p><p>I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."</p><p> </p><p>When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.</p><p>‘’Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat</p><p>Will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight’’.</p><p> </p><p>Her next announcement came 90 minutes later...</p><p>"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 948861, member: 186250"] Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight From Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the Following painful announcement : "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a Terrible mix-up, one minute prior to take-off, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, Unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience." When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued. ‘’Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat Will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight’’. Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available." [/QUOTE]
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