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<blockquote data-quote="manhaz" data-source="post: 211625" data-attributes="member: 191999">THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. &quot; Hello?&quot; she cried, but no answer. &quot;Is there anyone here?&quot; she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, &quot;HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?&quot; Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. &quot;We're down here ...&quot;A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach .He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said &quot;Have you ever had a hug?&quot;The man said &quot;No,&quot; so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman said &quot;Have you ever had a kiss?&quot;The man said &quot;No,&quot; so she gave him a kiss and walked on.The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear &quot;Have you ever been fu**ed?&quot;The fellow looked up in amazement and said &quot;No&quot;She said &quot;You will be when the tide comes in.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="manhaz, post: 211625, member: 191999"] THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. " Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. "We're down here ..." A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been fu**ed?" The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in. [/QUOTE]

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