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........about Tyrone.
A single mother from Birmingham moved to London to take a well paid job as a housekeeper for a wealthy couple. She and her son Tyrone were provided with a pleasant flat in the mews behind the house. She managed to get her son Tyrone into a lovely school nearby.
However, he did not do well. Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, you will be the death of me! "
One day, Tyrone's Mother went to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her, quite honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks. She said that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
The Mother was so shocked at the feedback that she decided that the teacher simply did not understand Tyrone's rather thick Brummie accent. She withdrew him from school, quit her job and moved back to Birmingham.
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Britain who could perform the particular specialised operation required... and he was located at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham.
Left with no other options, she decided to travel to the Midlands and have the operation.
The seven hour procedure was successful. When she came round in the recovery unit she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.
The surgeon was shocked, and could not imagine what could have possibly have gone wrong so suddenly.
He turned around and saw a hospital cleaner called Tyrone had just unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon there is a high likelihood that you think Jeremy Corbyn is a going to be Prime Minister!
A single mother from Birmingham moved to London to take a well paid job as a housekeeper for a wealthy couple. She and her son Tyrone were provided with a pleasant flat in the mews behind the house. She managed to get her son Tyrone into a lovely school nearby.
However, he did not do well. Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, you will be the death of me! "
One day, Tyrone's Mother went to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her, quite honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks. She said that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
The Mother was so shocked at the feedback that she decided that the teacher simply did not understand Tyrone's rather thick Brummie accent. She withdrew him from school, quit her job and moved back to Birmingham.
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Britain who could perform the particular specialised operation required... and he was located at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham.
Left with no other options, she decided to travel to the Midlands and have the operation.
The seven hour procedure was successful. When she came round in the recovery unit she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.
The surgeon was shocked, and could not imagine what could have possibly have gone wrong so suddenly.
He turned around and saw a hospital cleaner called Tyrone had just unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon there is a high likelihood that you think Jeremy Corbyn is a going to be Prime Minister!
