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Hilary Clinton has been feeling faint at times recently. She goes to her doctor for a physical only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President of the United States and this has happened to her.
She picks up a phone, gets Bill and immediately starts screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!
I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???”
There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.
She screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!”
Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says,
“I’m sorry ….. who is this?”
She picks up a phone, gets Bill and immediately starts screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!
I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???”
There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.
She screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!”
Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says,
“I’m sorry ….. who is this?”