Hilary Clinton

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Hilary Clinton has been feeling faint at times recently. She goes to her doctor for a physical only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President of the United States and this has happened to her.

She picks up a phone, gets Bill and immediately starts screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!
I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???”

There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.
She screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!”

Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says,

“I’m sorry ….. who is this?”
 

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Hillary Takes Muslim Name

Terrorist activity has caused Hillary Clinton to take drastic measures to protect her candidacy for the 2016 Presidency

So from now on please use her new name

SELDOM BIN LAYED


The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky..... and Monica blew it..!!!
 

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