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<blockquote data-quote="Analoguesat" data-source="post: 221124" data-attributes="member: 176362">Ah Bannockburn - a home win according to the pools panel <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor&nbsp; &nbsp; :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> Someone sent me this yesterday evening:How temperature affects the mind40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in Scotland sunbathe.35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.People in Scotland drive with the windows down.20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.People in Scotland lick flagpoles.-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.People in Scotland start saying &quot; A bit hill billy ... eh? &quot;-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.Scottish people support England in the World Cup</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Analoguesat, post: 221124, member: 176362"] Ah Bannockburn - a home win according to the pools panel :-rofl2 Someone sent me this yesterday evening: How temperature affects the mind 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup [/QUOTE]

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