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One day, Mr Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice president, Dave, in to his office and said," We're going to have to make some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr Smith and said,"Barbara is my best worker, but jack has three children, I don't know what to do, I don't know who to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first in, so Dave said to her, "Barbara, I've got a problem, you see I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do!" Barbara replied, " You'd better Jack off, I've got a headache.!"
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first in, so Dave said to her, "Barbara, I've got a problem, you see I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do!" Barbara replied, " You'd better Jack off, I've got a headache.!"