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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1030841" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were over 200 men walking in single file.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"My wife's."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">''What happened to her?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">It was a very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood. Silence passed between the two men.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Italian man replied, "Get in line."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1030841, member: 186250"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5]A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were over 200 men walking in single file. The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" “My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also." It was a very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood. Silence passed between the two men. The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?" The Italian man replied, "Get in line."[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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