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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 58082" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for </p><p>the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into </p><p>the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats are much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I 'm going to sit here all the way to New York. "Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the </p><p>Captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. "I have a blonde girlfriend," the co-pilot responds. "I'll take care of </p><p>this." He goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes </p><p>back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant are astonished and ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 58082, member: 176460"] A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats are much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I 'm going to sit here all the way to New York. "Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the Captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. "I have a blonde girlfriend," the co-pilot responds. "I'll take care of this." He goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant are astonished and ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York." [/QUOTE]
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