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<blockquote data-quote="waverider" data-source="post: 39016" data-attributes="member: 176800"><p>Little girl skipping along the pavement taking her little dog for a walk when suddenly the local Vicar appears, "Hello little girl and what's your name then?" "Petal" the little girl replied. "What a sweet name for one of Gods sweet little girls......pray tell me and why did your parents name you Petal my dear?"......"Well mummy telled me that when I was in her tummy, an an her an daddy were sittin under a cherry tree wondering what they woz to call me...an all of a sudden a blossom flower floated down an landid on mummy's tummy.....an that is why they give me the name of Petal"..."Oh what a lovely sweet story my child" sighed the Vicar..."And pray tell me Petal what do you call your sweet little doggy then?" "Porky" replies Petal. "Mmmm thats strange name for a sweet little doggy Petal, why did you give him that name then?" Petal replies laughing out loud "COS HE F*CKS PIGS!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="waverider, post: 39016, member: 176800"] Little girl skipping along the pavement taking her little dog for a walk when suddenly the local Vicar appears, "Hello little girl and what's your name then?" "Petal" the little girl replied. "What a sweet name for one of Gods sweet little girls......pray tell me and why did your parents name you Petal my dear?"......"Well mummy telled me that when I was in her tummy, an an her an daddy were sittin under a cherry tree wondering what they woz to call me...an all of a sudden a blossom flower floated down an landid on mummy's tummy.....an that is why they give me the name of Petal"..."Oh what a lovely sweet story my child" sighed the Vicar..."And pray tell me Petal what do you call your sweet little doggy then?" "Porky" replies Petal. "Mmmm thats strange name for a sweet little doggy Petal, why did you give him that name then?" Petal replies laughing out loud "COS HE F*CKS PIGS!" [/QUOTE]
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