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<blockquote data-quote="waverider" data-source="post: 39261" data-attributes="member: 176800">This Guy walks into the Doctor's surgery and the Doctor ask's him to sit down and explain his illness.....&quot;Wwweell IIII hhhhavve thhhis ssssssstutter&quot; the man tells the Doctor.......The Doc slightly annoyed replies &quot;So thousands of people have stutters but they have to live with it, so what makes you so different?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Wwwwell mmmmy wwwwife hhhhas tthhhhhreatened tttto ddddivorce me bbbbbbbecause offffff iitt&quot;.......&quot;Mmm I see, Ok then go over to the couch and take your clothes off so I can examine you&quot; say's the Doc. On examining the man the Doc suddenly notices the guys huge dick hanging down and say's &quot; Aah that's you problem, your penis is so big the weight of it is putting a strain on your vocal cords causing the stutter!&quot;....&quot;Ssssso wwwhat ccccccan yyyyou dddo Ddddoctor?&quot;....&quot;Well&quot; the Doc replies &quot;There is an operation where we can remove a ten inch section out of your penis and stich it back together, so you can then have a normal size like the majority of men. We then freeze the section in case you want a reversal. BUT you will have only two weeks after the op should you change your mind!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; The man goes ahead with the Doctor's advice and has the operation.Two weeks later the man pops into the surgery and sit's down opposite the Doctor and say's &quot; Wotcha yer Doc speech is fine now as you can hear and the operation was a success. But I'm back because now the wife is threatening to divorce me again cos I cant satisfy her! and after talking things over she would rather me having my stutter as long as I have my huge dick back, so I want the reversal!&quot; the Doctor then replies &quot;Yyyyyyoour tttooooo LLLLate!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="waverider, post: 39261, member: 176800"] This Guy walks into the Doctor's surgery and the Doctor ask's him to sit down and explain his illness....."Wwweell IIII hhhhavve thhhis ssssssstutter" the man tells the Doctor.......The Doc slightly annoyed replies "So thousands of people have stutters but they have to live with it, so what makes you so different?" "Wwwwell mmmmy wwwwife hhhhas tthhhhhreatened tttto ddddivorce me bbbbbbbecause offffff iitt"......."Mmm I see, Ok then go over to the couch and take your clothes off so I can examine you" say's the Doc. On examining the man the Doc suddenly notices the guys huge dick hanging down and say's " Aah that's you problem, your penis is so big the weight of it is putting a strain on your vocal cords causing the stutter!"...."Ssssso wwwhat ccccccan yyyyou dddo Ddddoctor?"...."Well" the Doc replies "There is an operation where we can remove a ten inch section out of your penis and stich it back together, so you can then have a normal size like the majority of men. We then freeze the section in case you want a reversal. BUT you will have only two weeks after the op should you change your mind!" The man goes ahead with the Doctor's advice and has the operation. Two weeks later the man pops into the surgery and sit's down opposite the Doctor and say's " Wotcha yer Doc speech is fine now as you can hear and the operation was a success. But I'm back because now the wife is threatening to divorce me again cos I cant satisfy her! and after talking things over she would rather me having my stutter as long as I have my huge dick back, so I want the reversal!" the Doctor then replies "Yyyyyyoour tttooooo LLLLate!" [/QUOTE]

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