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<blockquote data-quote="Rod Hulls Aerial" data-source="post: 63533" data-attributes="member: 177233">Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. &quot;She's incredibly mixed up,&quot; said one doctor. &quot;She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; The second doctor said, &quot;That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. &quot;Oh my God!&quot;, said the first doctor, &quot;I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rod Hulls Aerial, post: 63533, member: 177233"] [font=Arial][font=Arial][size=3]Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!" [/size][/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial][size=3]The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!" [/size][/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial][size=3]Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!", said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"[/size][/font][/font] [/QUOTE]

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