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<blockquote data-quote="waverider" data-source="post: 65991" data-attributes="member: 176800"><p>LOL....That's a goodon Rob.....How about this one then!...A poor family sends thier virgin daughter out on the streets to earn money for food...she waits all night in the cold and rain on a street corner until finaly she has a customer ..... who happens to be a Jamaican.&nbsp; They go back to his place and she is shown through the door, as she walks in the house she thinks how can I keep my virginity?....Well the poor girl had not eaten for two days all but drinking a bottle of lemonade!..as she reluctantly walks up the stairs and through the gas of the lemonade she farts!....and thinks &quot;that's it if I fart a lot he may think I am a dirty old Whore!&quot;.......And so every other step she does so until she is nearly at the top...and thinks &quot;God this bloke must be a bit deaf....I'm gonna let off a really bigun to make sure he hears&quot;.....so grabbing onto the bannister lifts her leg up and lets go of one that Will Young would be proud of!....Keerrrruump!... with that the Jamaican looks up at her and say's &quot; Thats all right honey you keep fartin...cos when you sees what eyes got for you...yous gonna sh*t yourself!&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="waverider, post: 65991, member: 176800"] LOL....That's a goodon Rob.....How about this one then!...A poor family sends thier virgin daughter out on the streets to earn money for food...she waits all night in the cold and rain on a street corner until finaly she has a customer ..... who happens to be a Jamaican. They go back to his place and she is shown through the door, as she walks in the house she thinks how can I keep my virginity?....Well the poor girl had not eaten for two days all but drinking a bottle of lemonade!..as she reluctantly walks up the stairs and through the gas of the lemonade she farts!....and thinks "that's it if I fart a lot he may think I am a dirty old Whore!".......And so every other step she does so until she is nearly at the top...and thinks "God this bloke must be a bit deaf....I'm gonna let off a really bigun to make sure he hears".....so grabbing onto the bannister lifts her leg up and lets go of one that Will Young would be proud of!....Keerrrruump!... with that the Jamaican looks up at her and say's " Thats all right honey you keep fartin...cos when you sees what eyes got for you...yous gonna sh*t yourself!" [/QUOTE]

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