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<blockquote data-quote="Rod Hulls Aerial" data-source="post: 66015" data-attributes="member: 177233">A man goes to the Doctors and says, &quot;On Monday I felt like Mickey Mouse, On Tuesday I felt like Donald Duck, and on Wednesday I felt like Pluto&quot;The Doctor replies, &quot;Tell me - How long have you been having these DISNEY SPELLS ?&quot;..A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his ar5e. He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it.&nbsp;The Doctor looks and shakes his head.The man says, &quot;Is it serious ?&quot;The Doctor says, &quot;I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ..A man goes to the Doctors with a steering wheel down the front of his underpants. The Doctor says, &quot;What's that doing there ?&quot;The man says, &quot;I don't know but it's driving me nuts !&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; .
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A Man goes to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, &quot; I'll give you some cream to put on that &quot;.
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Man: &quot;Doctor, I keep getting the urge to sing The Green Green Grass Of Home&quot;

Doc: &quot;That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome&quot;

Man: &quot;Is it common ?&quot;

Doc: &quot;It's not unusual !&quot;
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, &quot;Well, I can clearly see you're nuts !&quot;
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Man: &quot;Doctor I can't say my F's, T's and H's&quot;

Doc: &quot;Well you can't say fairer than that then !&quot;


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[QUOTE="Rod Hulls Aerial, post: 66015, member: 177233"] [font=Arial]A man goes to the Doctors and says, "On Monday I felt like Mickey Mouse, On Tuesday I felt like Donald Duck, and on Wednesday I felt like Pluto"[/font] [font=Arial]The Doctor replies, "Tell me - How long have you been having these DISNEY SPELLS ?" . . [/font]A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his ar5e. He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. [font=Arial][/font] [font=Arial]The Doctor looks and shakes his head.[/font] [font=Arial]The man says, "Is it serious ?"[/font] [font=Arial]The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg" [/font] . . [font=Arial]A man goes to the Doctors with a steering wheel down the front of his underpants.[/font] [font=Arial]The Doctor says, "What's that doing there ?"[/font] [font=Arial]The man says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts !"[/font] [font=Arial] [/font][font=Arial][/font] [left][font=Arial]. . A Man[/font][font=Arial] goes to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, " I'll give you some cream to put on that ". .[/font] . [/left] [left][font=Arial]Man: "Doctor, I keep getting the urge to sing The Green Green Grass Of Home"[/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial]Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome"[/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial]Man: "Is it common ?"[/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial]Doc: "It's not unusual !" . . [/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial]A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts !" . . Man: "Doctor I can't say my F's, T's and H's"[/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial]Doc: "Well you can't say fairer than that then !"[/font] [/left] [left][font=Arial] [/font] [/left] [/QUOTE]

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