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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 66625" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>i did like that last one about the jamaican wavy, try saying beercan!</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Blind man enters an "all woman" bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar a stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke? The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...</p><p></p><p>1. The bartender is a blonde woman</p><p>2. The bouncer is a blonde woman</p><p>3, The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.</p><p>4. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and</p><p>5. I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD. a black belt in</p><p>karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. do you still want to tell that joke; </p><p></p><p>"Nah..not if I'M gonna have to explain it five times</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 66625, member: 176460"] i did like that last one about the jamaican wavy, try saying beercan! A Blind man enters an "all woman" bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar a stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke? The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... 1. The bartender is a blonde woman 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman 3, The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5. I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD. a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. do you still want to tell that joke; "Nah..not if I'M gonna have to explain it five times [/QUOTE]
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