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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 67075" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>a cabbie picks up a nun. she gets in the cab. but the driver won´t stop staring at her. she asks him why he is staring at her, and he replies &quot;i have a question to ask you, but i dont want to offend you&quot;. she answers &quot;my son, you cannot offend me. when you´re as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have. you get the chance to see and hear just about everything.&nbsp; i´m sure there is nothing you say that i would find offensive&quot;.&nbsp; &quot;well, i´ve always had the fantasy for a nun to kiss me&quot; says the driver.&nbsp; she responds &quot;well lets see what we can do about that. are you single and a good catholic&quot;?&nbsp; the cabbie is excited and says &quot;yes i´m single and a good catholic&quot;&nbsp; &quot;o.k.&quot; says the nun &quot;pull into the next alley&quot;&nbsp; he does this and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a lingering kiss.&nbsp; when they get back on the road the cabbie starts crying. &quot;my dear child&quot; says the nun &quot;why are you crying&quot;&nbsp; &quot;forgive me sister for i have sinned. &quot; i lied, i´m married and i´m jewish&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;oh thats o.k.&quot; replied the nun &quot;my real name is kevin and i´m on my way to a halloween party&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rob43, post: 67075, member: 176460"] a cabbie picks up a nun. she gets in the cab. but the driver won´t stop staring at her. she asks him why he is staring at her, and he replies "i have a question to ask you, but i dont want to offend you". she answers "my son, you cannot offend me. when you´re as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have. you get the chance to see and hear just about everything. i´m sure there is nothing you say that i would find offensive". "well, i´ve always had the fantasy for a nun to kiss me" says the driver. she responds "well lets see what we can do about that. are you single and a good catholic"? the cabbie is excited and says "yes i´m single and a good catholic" "o.k." says the nun "pull into the next alley" he does this and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a lingering kiss. when they get back on the road the cabbie starts crying. "my dear child" says the nun "why are you crying" "forgive me sister for i have sinned. " i lied, i´m married and i´m jewish" "oh thats o.k." replied the nun "my real name is kevin and i´m on my way to a halloween party" [/QUOTE]

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