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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 68513" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p>>Subject: newly weds</p><p>></p><p>>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given</p><p>>their</p><p>>new wives duties.</p><p>>The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he</p><p>>had</p><p>>Told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning</p><p>>that</p><p>>needed done at their house.</p><p>>He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home</p><p>>to a</p><p>>clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.</p><p>></p><p>>The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he</p><p>>had</p><p>>Given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,</p><p>>and the</p><p>>cooking.</p><p>>He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but</p><p>>the next day it was better.</p><p>>By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he</p><p>>had a</p><p>>huge dinner on the table.</p><p>></p><p>>The third man had married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted that he</p><p>>told</p><p>>her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,</p><p>>lawn</p><p>>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.</p><p>>He said the first day he didn't see anything.</p><p>>The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of</p><p>>the</p><p>>swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left</p><p>>eye.</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 68513, member: 176203"] >Subject: newly weds > >Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given >their >new wives duties. >The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he >had >Told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning >that >needed done at their house. >He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home >to a >clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. > >The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he >had >Given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, >and the >cooking. >He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but >the next day it was better. >By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he >had a >huge dinner on the table. > >The third man had married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted that he >told >her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, >lawn >mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. >He said the first day he didn't see anything. >The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of >the >swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left >eye. > [/QUOTE]
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