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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy s_x vit you"
"OK" says the girl, "I charge 100 pounds an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large springs and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs...”
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The s_x is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time blowing on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique
BOOM BOOM
 

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should've seen it coming!!!! v good
:-rofl2
 

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O-Ha Vunderbar !
 

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Zis ist wunderbar!
 

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Zat ist vot I said :)
 

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Well, I vos gramatically preziser viz the application of ze "wunderbar"!
And to add to ze insult you misspelt ze German vörd "wunderbar" :-rofl2
Zerfor I vin! :D
 

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I don't get it. What's four-sprung duck?
 

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It's a play on words from an old Volkswagen advertisment shown a few years ago (vorsprung durch technik)


L.:)
 

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Lancelot said:
It's a play on words from an old Volkswagen advertisment shown a few years ago (vorsprung durch technik)


L.:)

I believe it is the AUDI slogan (which of course is owned by VW)
 

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What does 'vorsprung durch technik' actualy refer to T_G ??

L.:)
 

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"Progress through technology", Engländer! :D
 

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Ich verstehe nicht,Ich spreche kein Deutsch :confused


T_G said:
Well, I vos gramatically preziser viz the application of ze "wunderbar"!
And to add to ze insult you misspelt ze German vörd "wunderbar" :-rofl2
Zerfor I vin! :D
 

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zorba said:
Ich verstehe nicht,Ich spreche kein Deutsch :confused

I bet your German is better than my Greek :D
 

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Working in Information Technology it is all Geek to me:-rofl2 O-Ha
 

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T_G said:
I bet your German is better than my Greek :D

Konnen Sie mir etwas gegen aufgesprungene Lippen geben? If you get my drift :-rofl2
 

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zorba said:
Konnen Sie mir etwas gegen aufgesprungene Lippen geben? If you get my drift :-rofl2

Lol there you go, you never know when this comes handy!

My turn: Akropolis Mikis Theodorakis Jorgos Dalares Panatinaikos Zorba Feta and of course Ouzo. Thats it....:-ohmy
 

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My turn: Akropolis Mikis Theodorakis Jorgos Dalares Panatinaikos Zorba Feta and of course Ouzo. Thats it....:-ohmy[/quote]

Sorry,its all greek to me O-Ha
Confession.I've had this German phrase book on the bookshelf for years.I didnt think I would ever use it till now :)
 
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