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<blockquote data-quote="simonskyman" data-source="post: 164482" data-attributes="member: 190429">A German guy approaches a prostitute and says &quot;I vish to buy s_x vit you&quot;&quot;OK&quot; says the girl, &quot;I charge 100 pounds an hour&quot;&quot;Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky&quot;&quot;No problem&quot; she replies cautiously, &quot;I can do a little kinky&quot;So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large springs and a duck caller.&quot;I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs...”The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.&quot;Now you vill get on your hans and knees.&quot;She duly does this, balancing on the springs.&quot;You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you.&quot;She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.The s_x is fantastic.She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time blowing on the duck caller.The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.Finally she gasps &quot;That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?&quot;&quot;Ah&quot;, says the German, &quot;Four-sprung duck technique BOOM BOOM</blockquote>

[QUOTE="simonskyman, post: 164482, member: 190429"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy s_x vit you"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"OK" says the girl, "I charge 100 pounds an hour"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large springs and a duck caller.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs...”[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She duly does this, balancing on the springs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The s_x is fantastic.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time blowing on the duck caller.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]BOOM BOOM[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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