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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 865031" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother, who had moved to Florida </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The first said, "You know, I had a big house built for Mama." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The second said, " And I had a large theater built in her house." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible, and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met a preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. To get the bird, I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration, Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She wrote: Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">never use the Mercedes. But the thought was good. Thanks." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">it. Thank you for the gesture, just the same." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Love, Mama </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 865031, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother, who had moved to Florida The first said, "You know, I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, " And I had a large theater built in her house." The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible, and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met a preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. To get the bird, I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration, Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes. She wrote: Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. But the thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture, just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much." Love, Mama [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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