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<blockquote data-quote="gameboy" data-source="post: 123390" data-attributes="member: 177511">Some old but worth a repeat...How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened when she brings it.-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you fix a woman's watch?You don't. There is a clock on the oven.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why do men fart more than women?Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.-------------------------------------------------------------------If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.-------------------------------------------------------------------What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.-------------------------------------------------------------------I married a Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why do men die before their wives?They want to.-------------------------------------------------------------------</blockquote>

[QUOTE="gameboy, post: 123390, member: 177511"] Some old but worth a repeat... [B]How many men does it take to open a beer?[/B] None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]How do you fix a woman's watch?[/B] You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]Why do men fart more than women?[/B] Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?[/B] The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?[/B] A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]I married a Miss Right.[/B] I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [B]Why do men die before their wives?[/B] They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [/QUOTE]

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