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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having s_x.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,

'Oh mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
 

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In the day people get to choose their gender without medical checks as well :-applause

 
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