Monkey Masturbation

[BarMoo]

Ever seen a monkey using his cage to masturbate? Would you like to?

*Warning, this one contains blurry nuts.

http://movies.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1601606.wmv

wonder what the kids where asking the parents at the time?

 

[Channel Hopper]

Why would anyone want to watch a monkey spank the monkey ?

 

[BarMoo]

-75 diggs. Maybe CH should spank a few more monkeys. Jesus, its a joke/funny shit thread?

 

[Channel Hopper]

Jesus, its a joke/funny shit thread?

You're not in advertising are you

More clicks if you suggested 'may contain nuts' or something similar.

 

[Sir Bronking]

perphaps it shows that our relatives in the animal kingdom are less shy about showing their true feelings than mankind is

 

[Channel Hopper]

perphaps it shows that our relatives in the animal kingdom are less shy about showing their true feelings than mankind is

Ah, the old ivy leaf issue.

 

[BadWithComputer]

After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!

 

[BarMoo]

You're not in advertising are you

More clicks if you suggested 'may contain nuts' or something similar.

LOL, and just when I thought the word masturbation might have had something to do with it ....

 

[Sir Bronking]

After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!

as our youngest member(representative) you should be ashamed of your self
do your parents read these posts

 

[Channel Hopper]

After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!

I am sure a quick internet search would get the perv police knocking on your door.

 

[Channel Hopper]

As if by magic...

 

[BarMoo]

I am sure there is a banana between them.

Jesus, what if monkey's actually do do that?

Makes me think that humans are just as basic; albeit, now we can do it with rubber and batteries too ;-)

 

[BarMoo]

UPDATE: having just watched that clip again on a loop - me gets the feeling its a viral - not a filmed event.

I thought it was funny because of the kids in the background and what they could have possibly been asking their parents. However, note the added 'thwack' sound as the supposed penis rhymically whacks the cage bars as 'it' swings [what am I saying?]

If anyone (Alex) actually knows what a monkey dick looks like - I am open to changing my mind; else I reckon its a viral (video post-produced) or a strap-on.

V.Odd?

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[BadWithComputer]

as our youngest member(representative) you should be ashamed of your self
do your parents read these posts

Sorry, but my parents do not know of my perverse aversions towards primate mature content.