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<blockquote data-quote="DSM" data-source="post: 208819" data-attributes="member: 192384"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A new young monk arrives at the monastery.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">laws of the church by hand.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">not from the original manuscript.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">copy, it would never be picked up.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">copies.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">centuries, but you make a good point, my son."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">opened for hundreds of years.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.So, the young monk gets</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">worried and goes downstairs to look for him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing "We</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">forgot the 'R', We forgot the 'R' !"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The abbott is absolutely distraught, crying uncontrollably.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">With a choking voice, the old abbot replies:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"The word is 'celebrate'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DSM, post: 208819, member: 192384"] [SIZE=2]A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this. Pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing "We forgot the 'R', We forgot the 'R' !" The abbott is absolutely distraught, crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies: "The word is 'celebrate' [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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