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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 61900" data-attributes="member: 176641">The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told myhusband that I would be home by midnight, &quot;I promise!&quot; Well, thehours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got inthe door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3times.Realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflictwith him.The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I toldhim midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with thatone!Then he said, &quot;We need a new cuckoo clock.&quot;When I asked him why, he said, &quot;Well, last night our clockcuckooed! Three times, then said, &quot;Oh shit!!,&quot; cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and then farted.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 61900, member: 176641"] The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed! Three times, then said, "Oh shit!!," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and then farted. [/QUOTE]

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