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<blockquote data-quote="Stevieb7" data-source="post: 62260" data-attributes="member: 183924"><p>The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from South Africa and one from New Zealand. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins...</p><p></p><p>Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field end scared a crocodile, who came out of the swamp end ate sux men who were standen close</p><p>by. I grebbed the crocodile end wristled him to du ground end kulled em with my bare hends".</p><p></p><p>Jerry from South Africa who typically can't stand to be bettered said, "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a</p><p>move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet its head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.</p><p></p><p>Bazza, the Aussie, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stevieb7, post: 62260, member: 183924"] The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from South Africa and one from New Zealand. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins... Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field end scared a crocodile, who came out of the swamp end ate sux men who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodile end wristled him to du ground end kulled em with my bare hends". Jerry from South Africa who typically can't stand to be bettered said, "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet its head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today. Bazza, the Aussie, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis. [/QUOTE]
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